|The boys are waiting for Xmas!!|
Is there a boy/girl in your life?
A~ There are many boys and girls in my life. The planet is full of them, silly.
Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
A~ I forgive everyone who has wronged me. But I don't ever forget.
What’s something you really want right now?
A~ My own house. Bills paid off. Money in the bank. My work all done. Retirement. Hanging with my kids more. A day off. All of that.
Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
A~ With my size? Im lucky to find a couch I can fit on to sleep on. No room for anyone else!
What’s the background on your cell?
A~ I think its a pic of my boys. Or a cat. Not sure.
Do you like your phone?
A~ Well sure. We get along great. Lots of GB for porn and surfing for porn and other things. Like porn.
Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
A~ I gotta say its getting better. Im happy with how things are turning around.
Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
A~ Reading past my blogs, Id say emotional, by far.
Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
A~ Actually that is a good question. Both have great merits. But I will say Art Museum. I like to be inspired.
Are you tired?
A~ Oh yes. Absolutely. I don't know what is keeping me going some days.
Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
A~ No. They are all exes for a reason. No need to go back.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
A~ I hope so!
Is there a certain quote you live by?
A~ Life is too short to stress about people, places or things that don't deserve to be an issue in your life. I need to live by that more.
What’s on your mind?
A~ The shrimp and fries I am currently cooking. It smells good.
Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
A~ What is your obsession with kissing and couches??? Seriously, get help.
Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
A~ Oh all the time.
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
A~ A few. I can talk to anyone really. I have no problems opening up.
What do your friends call you?
A~ Lately they probably call me MIA. Been busy as fuck.
Has anyone upset you in the last week?
A~ Oh yeah. Probably daily. Like bad drivers nshit.
Do you have a favorite pair of shoes?
A~ Vans Half Cabs. I just ordered some new ones too!
Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
A~ At the rate my hair is thinning, I don't think I will have a choice.
Top 3 web-pages?
A~ Musicnews, Xvideos and Idiothead.com!
How is your hair?
A~ You know, I haven't asked it.
What do you usually do first in the morning?
A~ Grab phone, check news to see if Trump resigned or was shamed out of office sometime while I was sleeping. Then I get disappointed that he hasn't yet, so I get up and take a piss.
Green or purple grapes?
A~ Purple. Helps with the prostate, which at my age, is something I need to watch out for.
When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
A~ Oh what, I'm supposed to be a goddamn fortune teller now??
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
A~ No. Home is where my heart is. But looking outside at the 5 inches of snow, makes me want to head south with the birdies.
Where will you be 5 hours from now?
A~ Again I gotta predict the fucking future? Well, if all goes according to plan I will be at work. Unless some shitty driver hits me on the way to work I could be in the hospital and jail. Depends.
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
A~ I love my GF and the presents she let me open and THANK THE LORDS FOR SANITY IN ALABAMA!
How many fingers do you have?
A~ 305. Just like everyone else.
What is your ringtone?
A~ Original Mario Brothers theme music.
Where is your Mum right now?
A~ Dead 17 years this month.
Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
A~ We grew apart.
What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
A~ There was a movie playing. I saw it. Then Pee Wee Herman shot a load into the back of my head.
If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
A~ Actually a good question. Id love a grand, honestly... but I don't think I could do that. If it was a spider, no question!
What is something you wish you had more of?
A~ Time in the day. or paid days off.
Have you ever trusted someone too much?
A~ Oh yeah. Always leads to trouble.
Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
A~ I hate secrets. Secrets are bullshit.
Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
A~ I think lots of people make me happy. And then there are certain someones who are the best at it. Those are the ones you stay with! Cause they care about you, never try to hurt you and always consider you and your feelings before their own. That is true love. Glad I found one that believes that with me.