Hello friends! I have been getting some emails and messages expressing excitement about the Patreon thing I am going to do.... asking about pricing and such. I have an idea mapped out but if any of you have any suggestions about what kind of pricing and tiers you would like to see, EMAIL ME HERE and Ill listen to your thoughts on it. I do have some big things planned for this Patreon even beyond comics and writing new blogs. It will definitely lead into a sex positive realm and since the gloves are off so to speak, I will be doing a special live audio recording... say, a PODCAST you can download, with special guests telling sexy stories of their own and more! Its going to really be jam packed full of erotic content and other content for those that are longtime fans of mine and dont mind weeding through the erotic stuff to get to the other stuff if it is more to their liking. I started working on new stuff for it this week! (In between all the overtime Ive been working!)
Thanksgiving week is here! BIG stuff going on and I hope (HOPE) that maybe I will relax a bit somewhere in there. Im sure going to try to get my work done so I can do that.
Despite it being busy on my end, I would like to relax a bit and do some survey work to get my mind going and post it here for you all. People have been saying they really like these that Ive added to the blog so here is another big chunk of questions. Enjoy!
How would you spend a perfect day with your best friend?
A: We would go to used game and music stores and do some shopping. Then record some music and then get drunk and do more skit tapes together, laughing all night.
Last book you read?
A: Maynard James Keenans autobiography.
Do you still own a landline phone
A: I havent had one of those in over ten years.
Do you believe in ghosts, spirits, or any kind of afterlife?
A: No I dont think so. Im scared of the possiblity of ghosts existing though.
You get to be any person in the world for a whole week. Who do you choose?
A: Probably a rich, hot girl. Just to see what that would be like. Id tease all these guys and then go home with a bunch of chicks. ;)
One food you hate that should be destroyed at all costs?
A: Either Venison or Ranch Dressing. Both can die and rot in hell.
What cartoon character do you most resonate with?
A: Probably STIMPY. Hes dumb but means well.
What are the 3 worst movies of all time?
A: So bad that I dont even like them? Maybe Chronenburg CRASH, BLAIR WITCH 2 and STAR TREK INSURRECTION. Im sure there are worse but I cannot think of them right now.
Do you think everyone in our lives serves a purpose, or are some people just there?
A: the longer I live the more I have realized that everyone serves a purpose in your life. If you dont think you matter to anyone, trust me, you do. Someone out there admires or envys you. Believe that.
If there was one problem/issue you could wipe off the face of the earth, what would it be?
A: GREED. That would solve everything if that were eliminated.
Do you believe in fate?
A: I used to. Not so much anymore. I think its all circumstance now.
Do you sleep naked?
A: I like to, but its waaaaaaaay too cold for that now. The older I get the more I am sensitive to cold. I need layers now.
What is your favorite thing to cook?
A: Some sort of meat, potatoes and dumplings for my family.
Do you believe that humans are inherently good or evil?
A: I think we are all a bunch of unevolved assholes barely coping and destroying everything around us in one form or another.
What is your favorite snack?
A: Currently it is cinnamin cookies or doritos. I rotate.
What do you think will bring on the end of the world? Nuclear war, global warming, black hole, etc..
A: Humanity being what we are.
What is your favorite type of foreplay?
A: Verbal. Fantasy talk. Flirting.
A: Here in town? My top five would be FIVE GUYS, CHEDDARS, UKAI HOUSE, EAST COAST SUBS and LOGANS STEAKHOUSE.
Do you believe in the death penalty?
A: Absolutely. If they killed, they deserve to be killed.
Would you ever go vegetarian or vegan?
A: Never, I would think.
Do you have faith in a higher power?
A: (checks the news) Nope. None at all.
Do you focus more on the past, present or future?
A: Probably the past, but I am trying to stay focused on the present.
Where is the craziest place you’ve ever done it?
A: Maybe in a car in public or in a large group setting with many people around.
Do you judge people for what they wear or how they express themselves?
A: How they express themselves. I dont care what people wear. If its your favorite outfit, then rock it.
What do you eat when you’re watching a movie in a cinema?
A: Just popcorn. I dont go crazier than that.
What is something you have that everyone wants?
A:I would guess my humor. Its about all I got going for me at the moment.
Do you shave or trim your pubic hair?
A: Bare shaven. (How bout dat!!!!!)
Are you an optimist, pessimist, or a realist?
If you were to run away, where would you go?
A: New York City. Im curious what it is like to live there.
Biggest sexual fantasy?
A: I have several, but not one BIG one. Maybe Ill get to them someday. We will see.
What political affiliation do you associate yourself with?
A: I guess I am more associated with them asshole liberals. Boy, they sure are jerks arent they?
What do you think happens when you die?
A: I think its most likely a loss of consciousness. You just go to sleep and never wake up. Nothing beyond that. I hope I am wrong and our soul/energy goes somewhere and exists forever, but I doubt it.
How often do you masturbate?
A: Im masterbating right now. Typing this one handed.
What is something no one can ever steal from you?
A: My pride. My honor. My morality.
Favorite alcoholic drink?
A: It rotates but anything with vodka is good. Lately Im all about the Long Island Iced Teas. Jager as well.
What was your first orgasm like?
A: I was actually watching a TONY TONE TONI video as a kid. Dancing chicks all around. And it happened. I wasnt sure what it was. I was too young to know what I had done. I thought I had broke my dick. But to be assured, I broke it again later that week. Then set that on repeat.
Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
A: HIGH FIDELITY. The thing I remember is just being into it. Like when he slept with Marie De Salle, I said HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??? And then John Cusack says HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, YOU ASK? Its like they read my fucking mind. I really connected with that movie.
Talk about your first kiss.
A: First one was kinda on a Truth or Dare with this girl named Jenny. It was mostly a peck. But the one that really counts was in a park on a bench with my first girlfriend. It was a magical time, being 16.
Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
A: I have many things I wish I could change. Like Id go back and stop Caleb from driving that one day. Or I wish I had done this or that better. Or not ate as much. But one major regret I have is that I wanted to buy tickets for my mom and dad to go see Jonny Mathis play at the casino for Valentines Day. I thought about buying them and didnt. A couple months later she got cancer and shortly after that she was gone. I coulda bought them a wonderful night together. I dont think my dad would have liked going, but it is something I beat myself up about not doing for her.
Talk about your biggest insecurity.
A: Probably my weight or other parts on my body. Mostly on or in my head. OR a secret fear that I am no good at anything and no one has the heart to tell me.
Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
A: Surviving all I have gone through. Also am very proud of my kids. My oldest is all straight As. My middle boy is kicking autisms ass. And my youngest is turning into a very funny little dude. Im also proud of my work ethic and all I have accomplished with it. Still, so much more to do.
Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
A: Right now, honestly nothing. Id trade it in if I could. I guess I like my soft hands. Thats about it.
Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
A: It was in the backseat of my 88 chevy caprice classic in a dead end behind Walmart. I was very nervous. But I lasted a long time, so there is that. It was a great time to be 17 and having a college age girl into me. We dated for three years I think. I loved her very much back then.
Talk about an ex-best friend.
A: I have several. One is a childhood friend who I keep up with on the facebook. We dont connect so much like we used to. It has been a long time. But I still feel that he shaped me in many ways and taught me how to be funny. I wish we would connect more. But maybe its best to let it lay where it is. People change over time.
Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.
A: When I popped that disc out of my neck. Searing pain shot down my whole body for weeks. It sucked. I was bed ridden. UGH.
Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
A: I cannot stay on a goddamn diet. I wish I could stop worrying about stupid things that arent there or may never happen. But Ive been blindsided a lot in my life and I am hyper viligent on anything like that ever happening to me again, so I overprotect and overcare. I hate my brain.