Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Boo Chikka Wah Wah... However Porn Music Goes...

Lots of shit going on in my life lately. Busy with comic projects, busy with work, busy playing with my slip slap and busy living till I die. Lets take it one by one shall we?

1-COMICS: What else would I fucking be talking about? Wise Intelligence #1 is done and off to the writer for lettering and scanning. I am on page 10 of #2. I'm officially 1/2 way done with the project. After that, I intend to catch up Pleasant Life and this other GN I have cooking with a writer pal of mine. Then a one shot with another pal of mine. So I will be busy with projects through the end of the year. Very happy.

2-Merchandise: Not only am I making new comics, but I am making good on my promise that there will be posters and DVDs for 2008 con apperances as well. And some other surprises that I am still working out the deals on. Trust me, there will be a ton to see in our STORE very soon.

3-Before I can complete all of said projects, I need a new omputer. A MAC with Photoshop, Quark and a scanner. We plan on getting it in September/October. So I will be back on track like normal. Not having access to those things SUCKS! I haven't updated artwork on my site in a while cause I can't! Stay tuned.

4-MOVIE: Yeah, we're making a movie. the script is almost complete. I've been scounting locations and people that want to be in it. Its a HORROR movie, ala TROMA or any splatter punk type of film. Although farcical, it is a serious effort that will be out on DVD early next year. Stay tuned for more on this. We shoot the first two weeks of November. For real.

5-JOB: Well, I was up for assistant manager at the porn shop but they strung me along without pay during training only to corner me with a "open your availabiltiy and make your comic making schedule suffer and then you get the raise." I turned it down. Why? Cause comics are always, ALWAYS #1 to me. So there folks. That fucking proves it. I am 100% dedicated to my creative endevours. You win! Fuck that place.

6-This week is the San Diego Comic Con. I feel sad cause I am missing it. I planned to attend it. but after moving, the relization hit that I wouldn't have the financial means to go. Looks like it is a sold out house too. LOTS going on there. Whew. I am sad about it, but hopefully soon I will be able to go. If not next year, the next one. I think next year with the DVD coming out, I want to hit some horror cons and save San Diego plans for 2009. I hope and wish I can go next time. You never know what the future will bring. but best of luck to those who are going.

7-WIZARD WORLD CHCIAGO-I am going saturday as a fan. Again, I have to miss getting a table there cause of funds. but I will be there to see all my friends and get shit I don't need. so if you go, see you there. But I am not buying your comic. I am spending my cash on blackjack and hookers. Better yet, forget the blackjack.

8-PODCASTS-Shane and I are becoming quite regular at recording these things. We're doing episode 7 this weekend. Write us in for questions and get em answered on the air! Its your only way to get famous!

9-I'm addicted to GHOST HUNTERS on Sci Fi. I've bought the DVDs and love that fucking show. Watch it bitches!

10-Simpsons movie this week. I'm going. Review will post after I see it. I know you care big time about what I gotta say about it.

11-I have noticed that since I am on a consistant drawing schedule, my penis is growing exponentially in length. Turns out medically, that the more a person is creative, the bigger his penis gets. and Ladies, your ovaries will enlarge as well. Amazing fact. So start working on your creative projects folks. And then the whole planet will be fucking like rabbits. Aint fucking better than going to war?

12-Visit our STORE on idiothead.com -- Buy a comic. Get freebies. Take advantage of my summer commisssion sale. Get free art ant comics when you order one. I need coke and whore money.

13-This is an unlucky number and I am not gonna say anything for this. I will jinx wahtever I plug hree.

14-Got the new WHITE STRIPES album. It rocks my balls.

15-Potholes in the road make my man-tits jiggle. I know your struggles ladies. I am one of you.

16-Comic Recomendations: INVINCIBLE, MARVEL ZOMBIES, EX MACHINA, TRUE STORY-SWEAR TO GOD. Also, Warren Ellis' new book: CROOKED LITTLE VEIN comes out on the 26th., GET IT!

17-Am I the only one who secretly is happy that Harry Potter is over for good? (Lets see how many "friends" on myspace drop me for that comment.

18-PATTON OSWALT's new comedy CD. GET IT NOW! Nuff said.

19-Movies coming out I am rock hard over: JOHN RAMBO, I AM LEGEND, SIMPSONS MOVIE, FASHIONISTAS 3 (A porn movie), HALLOWEEN remake, etc.

20-Anyone else keeping up with this Indiana Jones 4 movie news? Its fuckin' awesome.

21-Portable DVD players are like nectar from the gods. Sweet wine from Aphroditti's bosom.

22-Best movie ever made: WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD. Look it up and buy it now!

23-Best purchase recently: S.E. REANIMATOR with highlight pen needle. Awesome!

and lastly....

24-Congrats to the wife who just got promoted at her job. Now we can buy a decent car and pay off my crap. She rocks. Best girl ever. She better not spend her new raise money on hookers for herself. Marriage is about SHARING after all.

I love you all. I am love and hate combined. Save yourselves.

T

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