A few things chapping my ass...

Here's a list of a few things chapping my ass right now... (cause its good to start your day reading rants, isn't it?)

1- Obama fails in this area. C'mon dude. Don't backflip on us here. I thought CHANGE was the thing? Call me dissapointed.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/12/obama-defends-antigay-def_n_214764.html

(see? I'm not byist. I'm paying attention!)

2- This pisses me off...



Yes I want the BSG box set. Yes, I gotta get a blue ray player to get it. But why does all the DVDs I want have these huge, redundant, pain in the ass packaging? I always have to make special shelf space for this shit. Just give me a normal slipcase for fuck's sake! No slipcovers. Just a case. Opens up, there's your discs. Like they do in England. they don't fuck it up over there. Your waste of cardboard is stupid. Plus it probebly jacks up the price more. STOP IT! Give me simple cases for my discs!!!!!!!!!!

3- Rude clerks around my area. Man, there's tons of them. Rude, sleepy-eyed people. Methinks I just want to never leave the house. Its either you get the rude clerks who would love to just be never bothered by you, or the ones who won't leave you alone with the constant "you finding everything okay?" Man, read body language and signals! I do. It helps.

4- QUIT RIDING MY ASS! I'm going 45 in a 35 MPH zone. You in a hurry or something? Let me slam on my breaks, take you out. Next fucker that does this to me, gets it!

5- Are reality stars really "celebrities?" Ponder that.

6- People that still haven't gone to see the new STAR TREK movie can shampoo my crotch.

7- Why can't I find the droids I am looking for?

8- I don't know what to believe. The SHAMWOW commercial looks awesome. Also the demo on QVC made those things look like God. But, the feedback is terrible. Perhaps they are using them wrong. Perhaps its all a hoax. And I'm caught in the middle. I want to save hundreds of dollars a month on paper towels. Oh what to do... Vince.. help me.

9- When I got KFC yesterday, they didn't give us our 4 biscuits. I just realized that, just now. The fuckers. (refer to #3)

10- Does anyone read books anymore?

kay, back to your lives me droogies!

T