Ron Jeremy and my week.

SUNDAY: I get up around 1pm, thanks to the wife for letting me sleep in after getting out of work at 4am! We go out to lunch and come back from shopping around 5pm. We got some alcohol on the way home. Play with the bots and check internet shit till around 8pm and he goes to bed. Then we start drinking and get severely drunk and pass out around midnight.

MONDAY: I wake up around 6am and cannot sleep, extremely tired and hung over from the night before. The line "I'm so tired I can't sleep" enters my mind. Funny enough, its the day before Kurt Cobain died 17 years ago. My mind also drifts to U2's "PRIDE" with the line "Early morning, April 4, Shot rings out in the Memphis Sky." Reminds me that today is the day MLK got shot as well. I check email and other stuff before the bots gets up around 9. We play and hang out all day till the wife gets home at 5. I was going to nap before work but opt instead to clean the house a bit. I head into work early in case its super busy thanks to the sale and to Ron Jeremy appearing tonight at the club. I get there and its dead. I help set up and get into our festive Hawaiian shirts and wait for Ron to show. Ron finally gets there a couple hours late and then poses for pics and autographs in the lobby between the club and our boutique. I get a photo with him and he comes into our boutique and checks out our display. He cracks some jokes at our ice sculpture penis and delights the crowd a bit. Kinda nice to see. He heads back to the club and the rest of us get to work. A while later, I go over to the club side and get an autographed 8x10 of him for the fun of it. It says "TO ADAM, KEEP IT UP!" (with an arrow pointing up) Overall, he was a nice guy. I was delighted to know that even though I am not LONGER than him, I certainly am TALLER! So take that mr. 10 inches!!!! I finish out the night and head home dead tired. I pass out around 3am.






TUESDAY: I wake up at 10am and get the bots. He graciously lets me nap on the couch for a few minutes while playing quietly. Good lad! We play and I check email stuff and do a small amount of doodling before the wife comes home and announces she wants to drink again tonight. I take the kid to McDonalds for a happy meal and apple pie and head home with booze as well. We hang out and I play some Angry Birds on the ipad, which the bots loves to no end. He loves it when the exploding egg bird drops the egg and it destroys buildings! He jumps up and down excitedly. Its very cute to see. The kid goes to bed at 8pm and we break out the fuzzy navels and beer while watching some new DESTINATION TRUTH. I make with the UV Blue and Diet Mt. Dew mix and we start some Wii Bowling. The wife's friend then comes over and I let her take my place as the wife is doing a thorough job of beating my ass repeatedly. They play for a while and I toast to the memory of Kurt Cobain, who died 17 years ago today and changed my life. (Made me want to pick up the guitar and love music on my own terms. Thanks Kurt.) To be honest, I sorta blacked out after that. I remember the girl leaving, me laying on the couch and after that its a blur. I am guessing I went to bed around 3am. (I think) Alcohol is awesome but scary. Be careful folks!!

WEDNESDAY: I get up around 10am with no hangover. The wife is off to work for a quick 4 hour shift of random nothingness to be done. The Codester calls me up to say he's on Spring Break and wants to know if he can come out. I talk with him and Jen about him coming out on Friday and we make plans. I spend the rest of the morning checking email, updating blogs and cleaning the house up from last night's escapades. The wife gets home around 3pm and we clean the house up a bit. I move my DVDs/BRs to my office and spend the day trying to keep the kid out of them. Do some doodling on commissions and ink up a final for a customer. Then start inking ANNA II pages. Sabo starts at 10pm, just before that I run to the store for drinks for the wife and I. I do the shows till around 4am, then put away the ANNA pages and hit the sheets by 4:30am.

THURSDAY: I wake up around 10:30am and the bots and I watch Scooby Doo. I play with my ipad on the couch for a while and take a 45 minute nap while the kid is being good. Then get up, clean the house and check internet shit and make notes for the STUDIO CHATTER podcast for the night. The wife gets home and we go to sell some DVDs for gas money for getting the Codester this coming weekend. We go and barely get enough to cover some overage in our bank account and we're feeling deflated a bit. We get home, check the mail and find a lawsuit check in the mail for the wife! So we're safe and didn't even have to sell the stuff we sold! :) So we hit LOGANS and I enjoy a steak and the wife gets some more stuff for the house. We go home, put the bots to bed and the wife heads back out for booze and other shopping. I doodle and start STUDIO CHATTER at 9pm. Mostly I spend the first hour talking to myself and getting out the things I wanted to discuss. Then I get a few people to join and I have to leave at 11pm. I let the show keep going and I drink some booze with the wife and we Wii Bowl into the night. Then she wants to watch me beat some ass on Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Then we pass out watching Nerd around 2am.