Thursday, April 02, 2009

My thoughts for the day....

Above: the best scarf I have ever seen!


Today's Thoughts:

MADONNA-- Okay, if the rich bitch wants to adopt a million kids from Africa, let her. Who the fuck cares???? Fuck it. Let it go, America. Stay out of her ass. It ain’t like your taxes have to pay for them. I think she’s got the money to cover it.

WOLVERINE FILM LEAK—This is something that technology has brought us. Everything is now, now, now, gimme, gimmie, gimme. They cannot wait and enjoy THE EXPERIENCE of seeing something new for the first time in a theater like the good old days. Probebly because the theater experience has been ruined by talkers, unruly kids and cellphones… not to mention the rising prices. So people prefers to stay home. Personally, I like the theater experience. A huge screen, buzz of the crowd reaction, etc. Its like seeing a band you love in concert. Cds only show you so much about them. Now, when it comes to films leaking, I’m not a torrenter or downloader. I don’t even know how they work really. I prefer to wait for the real deal. So should you. Be patient folks. If you want to see something that bad, its worth the wait. Don’t let any arsehole bad egg ruin your chances for a great experience in the theater. (whether the film is good or not, is beside the point!)

BEEF SUBS—You get some sliced roast beef from the deli, a sub bun, toast it in the oven, with some pepper and a mini amount of sliced cheese on it, topped with some aub juice… AWESOME!

SHAMWOW GUY ARRESTED—Lesson: even if your hooker bites your tongue, don’t slap her around. That’s someone else’s job.

CIGARETTE TAX—Okay, so the taxes were raised on your cigarettes. Everyone knows smoking isn’t good for ya. I’ve never heard a smoker NOT say at some point in their life: “man, I need to quit.” If you want to quit, just do it. But I do believe turnabout is fair play… I think all fast food should be taxed too. Or junk food. Isn’t obesity killing more people than smoking right now? Last time I checked, heart disease was the #1 killer around. So maybe that needs to go down for the same moralistic reasons you are claiming for cigarettes. Eh?

JONAS BROTHERS—Enough already.

SCOTT-BOT—Once this kid learns to crawl, I’m fucked.

TOP TEN BEST MUSIC VIDEOS OF ALL TIME (no order):
-Sledgehammer – Peter Gabriel (“Digging in the Dirt” is good too.)
-Simply Irresistable – Robert Palmer (made puberty great)
-Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana (obviously)
-Smack my bitch up – Prodigy (all that deviant behavior and in the end we find out it was a girl all along? HOT!)
-Lady Picture Show –STP (kudos for the old Victrola feel)
-Sabotage – Beastie Boys (hell yeah!)
-Closer – Nine Inch Nails (best video ever)
-The Middle - Jimmy Eat World (I want to go to that party!)
-Any Tool video. (Yeah, I said it)
-Take On Me- Aha

Hon. Mentions:
Virtual Insanity – Jamaroqui
Free as a Bird – The Beatles (its fun to pick out all the references.)
Don’t Stand So Close To Me – The Police
Window in the Skies – U2
This Train Don’t Stop Here Anymore – Elton John
You are Beautiful – Christina Agulera (yes, I just plugged a song and video by her. What? It’s a beautiful song and poignant video. Bite me!)

--T

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