BRIAN MAZE sent me this list. Thought it was funny so I thought I would share:
Top signs that you need counseling about your STAR TREK addiction----
1. When someone asks your birthday, you tell them what stardate you were born on.
2. You have lost several fights because the Vulcan nerve pinch failed to work.
3. You walk up to your microwave and say, "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
4.You have an unnatural fear of Swedish names.
5. You call the hood of your car the, "Saucer Section".
6. You keep waiting for your girlfriend or wife to enter Ponfar.
7. Whenever asked if you want to have sex, you say "Make it so!"
8. You thought #7 was funny, you know you dont have sex!
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