Hey folks! Man its been a productive weekend for me! I've been staying busy out of boredom and the fact that the wife is gone. My two year old ain't much verbal company other than "no!" and "Get out of that!" I try to read to him but he ain't interested. (sigh) So I've been doing art during the day at the table and at night, inking and doing computer work. So far I've got a lot done! I did 5 commissions, finished Anna for good, which took two nights. And now I am busy doing promotions for it. It went to the printer digitally last night! I should have the copies in my hands by mid-end February. ORDER NOW!!!!! Click HERE Every order of the book gets an Anna sketch inside and two prints that you can only get at conventions. Prints are random but if I am hard to track down in person, this is your best bet to get some and FREE!!!!! Tell me that aint a great deal!
Tonight I will spend my last night being 32 years old by podcasting with my pal Shane and then I am working on PROJECT X and LINGERIE MASSACRE pages. I'm not stopping baby. Going right into the next thing! And now that I don't have some of the monkeys on my back of old stuff needing to be done, I can go full speed ahead with my plans! Feels good!!!
I will write more later but I wanted to share something today. My buddy Brian Denham (a man whose love of TOS TREK is perhaps equal to my own) and I wrote some fun "Star Trek Personal Ads" a while back that didn't get to see the light of day. I rediscovered them in a file last night and thought I'd share em. They are very adult but funny. Let me know what you think. And see if you can pick out the character I'm talking about from the shows. Enjoy!
____________ STAR TREK PERSONAL ADS!________________
SWM lonely Starship captain seeking female with nice size tribbles. Fetish for green and/or orange girls. Experience not necessary, but a plus.
Two curvy Klingon sisters looking 4 single Male Klingons for biting, tossing furniture, rough sex while reading poetry. No freaks, please.
Single Vulcan Ambassador seeks logical companionship. Has fetish for Earth bitches. Let me show you what Bend-I Syndrome is all about!
SGG (single green gorn) seeking comfort/dining/friendship first. Mugatus a plus.
6000 year old immortal seeking robot replacement for loving companionship and kinky sex games. Was formerly a King, a conqorer, a philospher, Renaissance painter and pianist. My favorite movie is THE MONEY PIT. Kink, tats and piercings are a bonus.
BBW Single four armed piano player on Qualor II seeks males for handjobs in exchange for jazz music lessons. Contact: Amariejerks@hotmail.com - Doesn't like fat Ferengi!
FRIENDSHIP ONLY. My captain keeps taking all the women, even mine. Tired of being betrayed. I am seeking a new lifelong friend as replacement. I could be and always may be your friend. Email: Science_rox_2278@Kolinar.com
I can’t believe I am doing this: I lost my wife in a major space battle a few years ago and am finally ready to start dating again. I am a single father of one on a lonely space station with major potential for promotions and travel. I like baseball and long walks on the wormhole beach. I seek anyone, any race, any sex. Contact me with pics and info at: sisco_long_and_hard@DS9.gov
Be my Mint Juliet! Simple country divorced doctor seeks girl that’s way into anal. Come by my cabin #4c Be. No house calls and no kinky people. I’m a doctor, not a contortionist!
Single Female – Orange skin, green hair, supple smooth skin with teeny tin foil bikini seeks man who will actually stick around for the long haul. I’ve just got out of a brief but freeing relationship with an offworlder and I am ready to throw my hat into the ring once more and see whats out there. I like male drill thralls, quatloo gambling and fighting tournaments with huge can openers. Serious inquiries only!
Be my Imzadi!!! My ex keeps hooking up with various space ho’s and I’m tired of leaving my vagina in drydock. Time to get out and start living a little! Come give me the topping on my chocolate mousse that I need so bad!
I require assistance of a personal nature. I have not had any sort of encounter of a sexual nature in over six years, two months, fourteen days, nine hours, seven minutes and twenty-four seconds. I require no sleep or any unique memory algarythms to increase sensation. I can be an excellent partner as I am programmed in multiple techniques and numerous varieties of pleasuring. My penis is fully functional and has ultimate storage capacity of eight hundred quadrillion bits and a total linear computational speed rated at sixty trillion operations per second. As I experience certain sensory input patterns my mental pathways become accustomed to them. The inputs eventually are missed when absent. Please allow me to create a new program for you. Video/Audio of our encounters may be downloaded and sent via subspace to Commander Maddox, Starfleet Robotics Institute for further study. Androidboner420@soong.org
All I want is a rimjob. If this can be done, download my asshole into your mouth! Email: Portal20@TekkonEmpire.gov
Cum see my borgified boobies! www.sevenofsixtynine.com/bouncy_bouncy
Looking: For cute engineer I downloaded into my holodeck who eventually showed up for real and left me behind for her husband. Is it just me or did we share a moment? You: A tall, white brunette with sassy attitude and long blue dress. Me: A blind man on a lonely Galaxy class Federation Flagship. If you are out there, please subspace me on my PADD. Sub-frequency and scramble.
WANTED: Male silicone based life form to fertilize thousands of my eggs. No Kill I.
I want you to beam your cock into my mouth. Please. Now. Send to: Mail P.O. Box 1138 Utopia Planetia Fleetyards. ATTN: R. Daystrom
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