A child is born... and love is made alive...

THURSDAY---

I get up, dog tired and head to McDonalds. I do a 12-5 and have a decent shift overall. I can sense that despite my negativity that everyone is going to geniunely miss me. The FOOLS!!!! They know not of the evil around them!

I leave and do a 5-5am at the newspaper, pausing for dinner at Pondo with the wife. While there, Shane calls me on the cell to tell me that Sara (his wife)'s water broke and that they are at the hospital! Insane cause today was the actual due date! I finish out my shift and head home to pass out.

FRIDAY---

I get up and check my messages. No message from Shane yet. I took the morning off to go see JACKASS 2, but it seems like I might be heading down to see the baby instead! Shane calls shortly thereafter and says that labor has been going on for almost 16 hours and still no baby! UGH! Glad I'm not Sara right now. I couldn't handle being a woman. At all. Pain and me don't mix. I wish him well and he says we should come down tomarrow.

The wife gets home and we nix plans to drive down now to see the baby, since it hasn't been born yet. We head to Midland and get my comics and then we catch JACKASS: NUMBER TWO at the theater. A great sequal giving me, a huge Jackass fan, everything I want to see and more. We stop at BEST BUY to get a wall charger for my IPOD and we start to head home.

We get home and check our phone and we have a voicemail and emailed picture of a brand new baby boy. 7 pounds, 7 ounces. One ounce more than I weighed when I was born. Once again, I am the fat one! Shane and his wife have been keeping the name of the baby secret and when he left the voice mail, he revealed the name, but the phone cut out! So, I STILL don't know the name of the baby! I've waited all this time and still don't know the name!

I called back and left a message but I think they are both completely zonked out from lack of sleep and well, just giving birth to a new human! So, as of 11pm, I haven't heard from them. I'll fill it in later. But we plan on going down to see them in the hospital tomarrow night.

I finish out my shift at the newspaper and pass out around 5am.

T