What is your middle name?
A~ Earl. and no I dont like it.
How old are you?
A~ In a few days I will be 40.
What is your birthday?A~ January 24th.
What is your zodiac sign?
A~ Aquaries. And no I dont believe in any of that astrology BS.
What is your favorite color?
What's your lucky number?
Do you have any pets?
A~ Three miss kitties.
Where are you from?
A~ Earth. Michigan. Mt. Pleasant area. I miss it.
How tall are you?
A~ 5 foot 11.
What shoe size are you?
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
A~ Two Vans Half Cabs, pair of boots and thats it.
What was your last dream about?
A~ Shane and I recording a cover of Silverchairs TOMORROW.
What talents do you have?
A~ Some guitar, can draw, write and other things.
Are you psychic in any way?
A~ no and that is all bullshit.
Do you want children?
A~ Well, I dont really have a choice in the matter now do I? HEH
Do you want a church wedding?
Are you religious?
Have you ever been to the hospital?
A~ When I was a kid.
Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
Have you ever met any celebrities?
A~ Oh yeah, many. Too long to list.
Baths or showers?
A~ Showers get the job done. I cant fit into a bath really.
What color socks are you wearing?
A~ No socks. Feet in slippers.
Would you like to be a big celebrity?
A~ No. I wouldnt like the attention.
What type of music do you like?
A~ rock/progressive rock/alternative rock/jazz/80 to 90s pop
Have you ever been skinny dipping?
How many pillows do you sleep with?
A~ Two. A regular one and one cylinder shaped one. I love that pillow.
What position do you usually sleep in?
A~ On my stomach.
How big is your house?
A~ I live in a very small apartment. Looking to upgrade this year.
What do you typically have for breakfast?
Have you ever fired a gun?
Do you have any scars?
A~ Inner and outer.
Are you a good liar?
A~ Not even slightly.
Are you a good judge of character?
A~ I like to think I am, but sometimes I am waaaaaaaay off.
Can you do any other accents other than your own?
A~ Oh yeah, several.
What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
A~ Probably my shoes. I am not into fashion and need high end shit. I can go to Goodwill and find shit.
Left or right handed?
A~ For what? Drawing or jerking?
Are you scared of spiders?
A~ Fuck Spiders. Right in their furry asshole.
A~ Fattening, greasy edible matter.
Are you a clean or messy person?
A~ Mostly clean but it gets messy when I dont have time to clean it. Which is always. But usually once a week I get it done.
Most used phrased?
A~ Man Im fucking tired.
Most used word?
How long does it take for you to get ready?
A~ About 6 minutes.
Do you have much of an ego?
A~ Not at all.
Do you talk to yourself?
A~ All the time.
Do you sing to yourself?
A~ Oh yes.
Are you a good singer?
A~ Ask the interior of my car. It knows.
Are you a gossip?
A~ I probably am. But I only deal in truths.
Do you like long or short hair?
A~ On women, I like short hair.
Can you name all 50 states of America?
A~ Yes. And about 85% of the capitals. Some I get tripped up on. I love geography.
Favorite school subject?
Have you ever been scuba diving?
A~ No. Never could do that. Scared of the water.
What makes you nervous?
Are you scared of the dark?
A~ Yeah, to some extent.
Have you ever been in a position of authority?
A~ Ive been a manager at several places I have worked. Never again.
Have you ever drank underage?
A~ Yes. Im not proud of that.
Have you ever done drugs?
A~ Just pot. And that was a long time ago.
Who was your first real crush?
A~ I cannot recall. I had several of them when I was a kid.
How many piercings do you have?
A~ Just my butt.
What are you allergic to?
A~ Dog dander and dust. Especially dust. Im constantly dusting.
Do you keep a journal?
A~ On some things, yes.
What do your parents do?
A~ My mom was a homemaker and passed away 17 years ago. My dad was in the drilling oil industry. Retired.
Do you like your age?
A~ No. I want to be 18 again.
What makes you angry?
A~ Bad driving, assholes, Being stuck in situations I dont want to be in, not having time for things I want to do, etc.
Do you like your own name?
What are you strengths?
A~ Dealing with peoples shit. Creative outlets. Coming up with ideas.
What are your weaknesses?
A~ Man... you got more paper for this one? And a few more pencils?
How did you get your name?
A~ My parents fucked and then gave it to me.
Color of your room?
A~ Plaid and technocolor.... oh man.. that shit just kicked in!
(FLOATS AWAY while INNAGODDADAVIDA plays)